tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post231248628930735181..comments2023-10-25T06:27:02.977-05:00Comments on Ryan the Angry Midget and Friends: Who's your Daddy?Ryan the Angry Midgethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09120313107611992640noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-7907703389823078282008-07-31T14:43:00.000-05:002008-07-31T14:43:00.000-05:00Actually, when I ask, i really want to know what y...Actually, when I ask, i really want to know what you want to name the baby. I KNOW you don't care what i want to name the baby. Been there done that. And being someone who didn't name their child till day 3, i can sympathize. Maybe you can name it after the Pope.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-36485375266925623202008-07-25T11:59:00.000-05:002008-07-25T11:59:00.000-05:00Politically, I consider myself a moderate progress...Politically, I consider myself a moderate progressive. However, on this topic, I'm VERY liberal, if you know what I mean.<BR/><BR/>lolLord Blinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13309529830363457895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-88293982319988422082008-07-25T11:53:00.000-05:002008-07-25T11:53:00.000-05:00I gotcha. I see where you are going with this. Q...I gotcha. I see where you are going with this. Quite frankly, it scares the shit out of me, but is not lost in it's hilarity. <BR/><BR/>-HCPHCPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07093000401052005796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-29273689788248168572008-07-25T10:39:00.000-05:002008-07-25T10:39:00.000-05:00Falcon Punch: I do not think it means what you th...Falcon Punch: I do not think it means what you think it means...Lord Blinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13309529830363457895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-88623874371395548332008-07-25T10:26:00.000-05:002008-07-25T10:26:00.000-05:00I would be careful because old women are tenacious...I would be careful because old women are tenacious. I would say at the very least a forearm shiver, or leave no doubt and just Patrick Swayze Roadhouse kick them to the face. <BR/> I took my daughter to the Greeley Octoberfest and some random woman wanted to take a bunch of pictures with her. People are weird. Sorry to freak you out Midget. Good luck.<BR/> <BR/>HCPHCPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07093000401052005796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-58223060887856663642008-07-24T19:19:00.000-05:002008-07-24T19:19:00.000-05:00Two words:Falcon Punch.Two words:<BR/><BR/>Falcon Punch.Lord Blinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13309529830363457895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-10042538921499236522008-07-24T13:12:00.000-05:002008-07-24T13:12:00.000-05:00Here is a tip: be prepared to punch out women that...Here is a tip: be prepared to punch out women that feel, because they once had a child bearing vagina(now run dry), that they can just walk up to your wife/partner/sperm receptacle in any given place and begin feeling around on her stomach. "Oh, I can feel it kick," and "He/she/it feels really big in there." I am more than sure that the woman carrying the child is well aware of any of these nuggets of info in gross detail and appreciates being reminded that they are 50lbs heavier than when they started 8 months ago. <BR/> One more gem: be prepared to field questions about stretch marks. Did/Is she getting them? Are they really genetically inherited from your mother, and what kinds of ointment/oils/or potions are you using to try and keep them away? All I know is that you should use whatever the fuck Cindy McCain puts on her face. <BR/><BR/>Good Luck,<BR/>HCPHCPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07093000401052005796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-6841553496300651392008-07-23T19:17:00.000-05:002008-07-23T19:17:00.000-05:00So, you obviously had an amazingly wonderful time ...So, you obviously had an amazingly wonderful time at the baby shower today, huh?leptodactyloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04609669648789366509noreply@blogger.com