tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post2340251299892785613..comments2023-10-25T06:27:02.977-05:00Comments on Ryan the Angry Midget and Friends: New Pig Destroyer album out on Tuesday!Ryan the Angry Midgethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09120313107611992640noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-37162205532583044622008-08-09T23:32:00.000-05:002008-08-09T23:32:00.000-05:00How can you prolong your battery for laptop.How can you prolong <A HREF="http://www.batteryfast.com" REL="nofollow">your battery</A> for laptop.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-69817783765338090832007-06-14T15:05:00.000-05:002007-06-14T15:05:00.000-05:00And don't forget:Cannibal CorpseAgoraphobic Nosebl...And don't forget:<BR/><BR/>Cannibal Corpse<BR/>Agoraphobic Nosebleed<BR/>Decapitated<BR/>Napalm Death<BR/>Hatebreed<BR/>Acid Bath<BR/>Obituary<BR/>Slayer<BR/>Entombed<BR/>Deicide<BR/>Asphyx<BR/>Defleshed<BR/>Black Dahlia Murder<BR/><BR/>All are better than Dashboard Confessional, The Arcade Fire, or any of those other emo douchenozzles.<BR/><BR/>By the way, being a death / grind vocalist is actually harder than it sounds. Some of them aren't very good, true, but that can be said of any vocalist / singer who has a recording contract. But to be good at this type of vocal style, you have to learn how to do it day in, and day out, for at least 30 minutes at a time, without shredding your vocal chords into fajita meat. It also takes quite a bit of lung capacity. Not that any of you care; I'm just sayin'. It isn't something that just anyone can do, and do well on a consistent basis. That's all.<BR/><BR/>I could go on about how easy it would be for me to take a song someone else wrote, put a different dance beat behind it, and call myself a 'DJ'. I won't do that though, because that would be ignorant.Lord Blinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13309529830363457895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-90238015251181536222007-06-14T11:28:00.000-05:002007-06-14T11:28:00.000-05:00wtf?Pig Destroyer is an awesome name for a heavy b...wtf?<BR/><BR/>Pig Destroyer is an awesome name for a heavy band, no different from 'Circle of Dead Children', 'Dying Fetus', and 'Pissing Razors'. It gets the point across, it tells prospective buyers that 'we are not indie rock'. Fuck you. Sometimes, when I'm feeling a little Tyler Durden-ish, I go to upscale Book stores with overpriced CD's and sneak those titles over into the Christian section.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-71647538004149292252007-06-14T05:23:00.000-05:002007-06-14T05:23:00.000-05:00They used to be more political then they are now, ...They used to be more political then they are now, and the name of their band was a sideways way of calling themselves 'Cop Killer'.<BR/><BR/>And I'll tell you what ... you don't review death / grind music, and I won't review your shitty dance music.<BR/><BR/>:)Lord Blinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13309529830363457895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8965939.post-83562488515096318012007-06-13T20:47:00.000-05:002007-06-13T20:47:00.000-05:00As Bling's post proves, we have officially run out...As Bling's post proves, we have officially run out of good band names. As I scrolled down the blog, when Bling's headline came up, I actually thought it was a spoof, or humorous, etc. Nope. Dead serious. There's a band called Pig Destroyers. Some record label signed a band called Pig Destroyers. Some agent hangs out in bars and brags "Yep, I represent Pig Destroyers." Parents (at least 8 parents, I'm guessing), when asked what their sons (no big risk predicting they're all guys) are doing, answer "Oh, he's in Pig Destroyers." Creepy teenage girls fantasize about having sex with Pig Destroyers. Socially inept teenage boys dream about growing up and being as cool as Pig Destroyers.<BR/><BR/>The video does, however, prove once again that I am totally capable of being the lead singer for a metal band, because I, too, can scream atonally with poor diction that makes my lyrics impossible to understand.<BR/><BR/>Stay tuned for my post next week, where I will review the new band Prolapsed Rectum. Damn near killed 'em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com