Monday, November 03, 2008

What election polls really tell us



Political polling has long been an interest of mine. It's an interesting practice to say the least, as we take a relatively small number of opinions and try to predict effects for a whole state or for the entire country. Prediction gets particularly dicey when the polls suggest a close race, as they did leading up to the 2004 Presidential Election. While some polls suggested a John Kerry lead late in that election, Bush's final margin on a national level was less than 3%, which was within the margin of error for most polls. The next 48 hours will provide an interesting comparison to see how the poll numbers actually reflect the final outcome. It might seem as though McCain's camp's claim that things are tightening are silly given some of the predictions of Obama victory. Despite efforts to build likely voter models that attempt to determine the margin among those who think they will vote, only the ultimate election outcome will determine who is President. I know that sounds so simple that it's practically stupid, but the huge emphasis placed on polling by the media means that it's worth remembering that telephone polls and voting are two different measures of public opinion.

Things to watch with polls:
Do they include cell phone only households? An increasing number of households do not have land line telephones. Three times more households have no land line phone in 2008 than in 2004. These voters tend to be younger and more likely to support Barak Obama. Many current surveys do not include cell phone only respondents, which could be underestimating support for Obama. I think this effect will be somewhat offset by the fact that cell phone only voters tend to be younger and in the past have not turned out to vote in large numbers.

Percentage of sample from each party. It would seem on the surface that a political poll should include an equal number of Republicans and Democrats to be fair right? That would be true if you wanted the poll to be fair and not to reflect reality. Reality is that nationwide there are more registered Democrats than Republicans. Nonetheless, some polls are using voter turnout numbers from the 2004 election, when Republicans represented a larger number of the electorate than Democrats. One that uses current data on voter party identification is Rasmussen Reports. Polls that use old party identification data will also underestimate support for Obama.

Who will show up to vote? You can have all the polls in the world, but unless you can predict who will show up tomorrow, you're dead in the water. Despite this obvious statement, many polls, including Gallup, use a likely voter model that only counts responses for those who voted in the 2004 election. Gallup has an alternative model that bases likely voter status only on if the person intends to vote this year. The difference between the two approaches is a 2 point advantage to Obama on average.

We'll look at the polls, particularly at the state level, in the next week to see how close they were.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Obama yard signs in Texas .. UPDATE!

In a previous post, I put up Obama/Biden yard signs in my yard. I live in Texas. Therefore, I set the over/under on a sign getting stolen (or an act of vandalism occurring to my house) at one week. Well, the official count was 15 days! The sign closest to the main road by my house was stolen last night. The question I have is, "Did it get stolen because it's an Obama sign, or was it just kids being mischievous on Halloween night?" Could be either one, but there is another sign even closer to the sidewalk that says, "Vote, your choice, but VOTE!" that is sponsored by a local home selling company, and it was untouched.

Well, I had two Obama signs, so the spare (which used to be by my front door) is now in place by the main road again. I'm gonna set another over/under ... this one is at 48 hours. I replaced the sign at 2:00 p.m. on Saturday. Let the games begin...

A cautionary tale....

Why I am no longer Catholic

With every Presidential election, I am reminded why I have abandoned the religion in which I was raised. I was baptised, raised and confirmed, as well as married in the Catholic Church, so although I didn't make the initial choice to become Catholic, I made subsequent choices to remain part of the church. I was disgusted in 2000 when the Church came out in support of Bush, despite his murderous record on capitol punishment when he was governor of Texas. Apparently, you can deny stays of execution for 152 people, and Catholics will still endorse you as being pro life. Post the nonsensical invasion of Iraq and subsequent death and destruction, the Catholic Church again endorsed Bush as being pro life, based only on the fact that he claims to be pro life, not based on his actions. The Church even urged people to vote against a Catholic candidate, John Kerry, based on the fact that he supports a woman's right to choose.

All of this support for Bush was obviously quite productive, as abortion is still legal, and still occurring over 1.2 million times a year in the US. If it doesn't seem like having a President who's against abortion has any affect on the legality of abortion, it's because it absolutely doesn't.

The truth about the abortion issue that Republicans don't want anyone to know is that they're not going to do anything about it, except use it as a wedge to guilt Catholics into voting for their candidates. Getting Catholics to feel guilty is like getting Republicans to feel greedy, it's not difficult. The likelihood of abortion becoming illegal in this country has never been less than it is right now, and that will not change if McCain and Palin win on Tuesday. We've had three "pro life" Presidents since Roe v. Wade, none of which have made any real attempts to overturn the landmark court case. Any incremental attempts to reduce access to abortion has occurred at the state level.

And yet once again in 2008, the weekend before the election, Catholic leaders are making it very clear that Catholics need to vote for John McCain or risk eternal damnation. I have no problem with any church coming out in support of a candidate who has policies that are in line with the teachings of that church. The problem in politics is that candidates are thankfully not running from a religious platform, so there are going to be some differences. Instead of acknowledging this, the Catholic church has boiled the election down into a single issue, ignoring things like which candidate actually has plans to attempt to reduce the number of abortions by addressing the causes and which candidate has the best programs to tackle poverty. In the end, these approaches may actually have a fighting chance of reducing the number of abortions in this country. If we've learned one thing from the past 30 years, voting for a Republican who says their pro life, certainly does not.

You probably won't find me in a pew at a Catholic church, as long as this hypocritical and myopic electioneering continues.

Friday, October 31, 2008

October Surprise

The media gives a lot of attention to the idea of an October Surprise. Not like finding out that your girlfriend is pregnant from that weekend your wife was out of town visiting her sister in Toledo. The idea is that something comes up to change the outcome of the election at the last minute. In 2004, it was Osama's You Tube endorsement of John Kerry that many people contend may have tipped the scales in Bush's favor, particularly since Bush did such a fantastic job preventing Osama's first set of terrorist attacks. Apparently, Al Qaeda was planning something for this year, but they have less than 40 minutes left in October to pull it off.

Since Al Qaeda didn't come through, post your best idea for an October surprise in the comments section.

CNN is trying so hard not to be Fox News, they can't even tell you the truth about McCan's healthcare plan



CNN has done a fairly decent job covering the election so far this year. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being my TV is always tuned to CNN and 1 being Fox News, I would give them a 6. Their electoral college map isn't updated very often, which compared to sites like 538 and Pollster and Real Clear Politics is almost a joke. California is no longer considered a toss-up? Get the fuck out!

Another major limitation of CNN's election coverage is that they don't want to be put into the same category as Fox News, so they go over the top trying to make the coverage so middle of the road that they completely miss the boat sometimes. Now, I can already hear the comments coming on this one, so let me launch a preemptive strike against those of you who are already pointing out that my last post was a trash job of Fox News for being too far to the right. CNN is trying to walk that fine non-partisan line, and I'm trashing them as well. Based on this, I'm sure it would appear that the only news organization that would make me happy is some left wing echo chamber, which is definitely not the case.

Sometimes, news comes along and the facts are out there and no one is disputing them. A good news organization by my estimation would be one that reports the news regardless of who looks good or bad. Fox sucks because they present only good right or bad left stuff. CNN sucks because they try so hard to appeal to everyone, that they leave out details sometimes.

Case in point was their Fact Check tonight on Obama's claim that McCain's health care plan includes taxing your health care benefits. They accurately point out that this is a key component of McCain's plan, but then go out of their way to say that Obama's claim doesn't include the fact that McCain provides a $2500 tax credit for individuals and $5000 for families to offset the increased tax rate. They imply that Obama's claim is misleading because he doesn't mention McCain's tax cut and leave it at that.

The problem with this is what Obama and other non-partisan groups have already pointed out, which is that the average health insurance plan costs more than twice as much as McCain's tax credit. In an effort to be fair and balanced, CNN leaves out the punchline, which is that the tax credit makes it sound grand to people who don't know how much their employers pay for their health insurance. Tax credit sounds fantastic, but in reality most people's income taxes would go up because they are going to be paying taxes on health insurance premiums like they are income. At the end of the day, the tax credit is a null issue since most families will only feel the cold hands of Uncle Sam on their shoulders a little bit more than they used to, assuming that their employers continue to offer insurance, which many will not. When did news organizations start sucking this bad at their jobs?

When did Fox News stop pretending to be a reliable source of news?



Let me start by saying that I've never believed Fox News to be anything but a right-wing media organ, whose "fair and balanced" and "we report, you decide" slogans were meant to be ironic. I went to FoxNews.com to find Tito footage to post here, and not only did I instantaneously regret it, but I realized just how far things have gone there. Drudge Report is linked right off of the front page. I'll hand it to Fox that they know their audience very well, if they think they can link to a conservative blogger and pass it off as news reporting. I guess if you're a Republican looking for hope and you don't want the kind of hope that Barak is cooking, Drudge report is the next best thing.

The Village People haven't done much research

I just want to take a second to remind Joe the Unlicensed Plumber and Tito the Angry Builder that back in February, the American Small Business League endorsed Obama, and not McCain.

"Since 2002, a series of federal investigations have found that billions of dollars in federal small business contracts have actually wound up in the hands of some of the largest corporations in the world ... The diversion of federal small business contracts to large corporations is a non-partisan issue that affects all Americans. Sen. Obama's record of rising above the influence of big business lobbying and his commitment to small businesses make him the best candidate to end dramatic abuses in federal small business contracting."

And that's before Obama announced his tax plan, under which both Joe and Tito would take home more money than they would under McCain's trickle-down plan.

McCain, your attempts at bonding with the common man are laughable. Assuming the votes follow the polling trends, your time is almost up. Then, you can mope around in one of your seven houses for a while, and then it's back to Washington, so you continue being John the Senator.

McCain spokesman has no balls

If it seems like we're pouring it on here on the blog this week, well, it's because we are. We're four days away now, and it's gonna be a wild ride. The smears from McCain's camp are getting more and more desperate. Here's one such example of a gutless man, who makes an accusation but won't follow through when called out:

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Joe the Doucher

Social Security is a wha...?

He's "blunt"...


How straight up fucking ass clown do you have to be to get on TV these days. I know the media is desperate to fill the 24 hour news cycle, but Jesus Christ on a crutch would you get over this guy already. This fucking clown is now looking at making millions of dollars off of asking one stupid fucking question. The original question was meant as sort of a "Gotcha" question on the trail, and Obama replied clearly and calmly. How Joe parlays this into a fucking music career or a book deal is beyond me. At the very most, he is dancing with the Stars material, but would get destroyed on "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader."

I apologize for stepping on the Midget's toes here a little, but I had to post something about this. This fucking Joe the Plumber/Singer/Media Whore thing is getting out of hand.

D'oh! the plumber

Looks like Joe the Plumber doesn't think enough of John McCain's economic policies to be seen in public with him. So much for Joe the secret weapon. McCain's camp doesn't seem to care that Joe isn't really a plumber, would benefit more from Obama's tax plan than McCain's, or that he has better things to do than be the poster child for McCain's failing Presidential campaign.

Progressive taxation vs. Socialism



One of the major differences between Barak Obama and John McCain is related to their economic policies, which are strongly based in what their core beliefs are about how the economy works. Obama's support of progressive taxation, which places are larger tax burden on those who are likely to be able to afford it, has earned him the label of being a socialist from conservatives, including McCain and Sarah Palin. Saying that progressive taxation equals socialism is like saying that owning golf clubs makes you Tiger Woods. While both you and Tiger own golf clubs, there's a little more to the his skill than what you both have in common.

What John McCain and his conservatives buddies don't want you to know is that we've had a progressive tax structure in this country for a very long time. Under Reagan, H.W. Bush, Clinton, W. Bush and both of our current Presidential candidates, the tax structure would be progressive. If you buy that progressive taxation leads to socialism, you're ignoring the fact that we've had this tax system for a long time under Presidents from both parties, and yet, we continue to operate in a highly capitalistic, free market fashion. Unless the banking industry takes risks and needs Washington to bail them out, of course. In that situation, government intervention and tax payer support of business is Ok.

The idea that somehow McCain's plan is less progressive than Obama's plan is highly debatable. Both candidates are reducing the overall level of taxation. The difference is not whether the candidates will "spread the wealth" as McCain continues to assert, but WHO the wealth will be spread to. McCain wants to spread the wealth to people who already have it. Obama thinks the country would be better off if poor people got to keep their money, instead of sharing it with people who don't really need it. Fortunately, the polls suggest that McCain and Palin have little traction with their arguments. Voters know how much money they make and the majority know they don't make over $200,000.

As the video Lord Bling posted yesterday show, McCain was highly supportive of a progressive tax until he realized that becoming the Republican nominee for President would require him to adopt their economic position and abandon his own. The non-partisan Tax Policy Center also found that while both candidates will increase the deficit, McCain's plan will continue to increase the deficit to a much greater extent than Obama's plan or even if we had another 4 years of W. Yikes. The good news is that it doesn't appear that most people are falling for this fallacious logic.

Mike Johanns vs. Scott Kleeb

The expression "too little, too late" occurs pretty regularly in politics and probably applies to every last ditch effort McCain and Palin are pulling out of their sleeves this weekend. Another example darkened my doorstep last night shortly after midnight. I was awake with the baby, as I often am during these days of fatherhood and heard someone on our front porch, but they didn't knock. We have pumpkins out there, so I thought for sure that one of the neighborhood kids that I'm always trying to maim with my car had limped onto my property for some revenge. Instead, I found no one, but a post-it note with the message: "Mike Johanns is crooked. Learn the truth. RedHandsJohanns.com"

Being an interweb junkie, I went to the website, which basically outlines all the questionable stuff Johanns did as Secretary of Agriculture under Bush. He took trips to exotic places and wasted tax payer dollars. After reading this, I was disappointed in Johanns's opponent for Chuck Hagel's Senate seat, Scott Kleeb. Why hadn't Kleeb mentioned any of this during the campaign?

Honestly, the information did little to change my vote. I was voting for Kleeb all along, mostly because Johanns is incredibly conservative, even by Nebraska standards. I'm not sure making this information public would have mattered either. By all estimates, Kleeb is down 20% against the former Nebraska governor. Johanns is probably one of the most popular political figures in the state behind legendary football coach and former member of the US House Tom Osborne. Johanns may even be more politically-respected than Osborne in the state, since a Johanns-backed Dave Heineman beat Osborne in the Republican primary during the 2006 Nebraska Governor's race.

Nonetheless, I am surprised that these issues of corruption and government waste weren't brought to the forefront by Kleeb prior to 5 days before the election. My conservative friends will say that the fact that this didn't come up makes the accuracy of the information highly suspect, but that hasn't stopped McCain or Obama or anyone else running for public office from bringing things forward during this election season.

I don't know if anyone could beat Mike Johanns in Nebraska outside of a "live boy, dead girl" scenario. You've heard this one right? Often attributed to Democrat and corrupt former Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards, a political race is no longer close enough to be considered a contest is often described as "live boy, dead girl", which refers to the fact that the only way the leading candidate can lose the election is if they are found in bed with either a live boy or a dead girl. It's a great description of the margin in the Johanns/Kleeb race, and the results will give us an idea about how accurate the infrequently conducted polls with small samples that occur in Nebraska actually are.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The realities of McCain's health care plan

In case you hadn't noticed, there's a ton of people in the United States who don't have health insurance. Both candidates have their own solution to the problem. The difference between Obama and McCain on healthcare is that Obama's plan actually addresses the fact that millions of Americans, including 10 million children, don't have health insurance. The main problem with this lack of insurance is not only that people don't get care, it's that the care the rest of us get and pay for is way more expensive, because we're paying for those who can't.

McCain's plan is a quintissential conservative approach: free market healthcare. McCain would eliminate the tax incentive companies and businesses currently have to provide their employees with health insruance. It's widely accepted that eliminating the tax break would cause many employers to drop their group insurance plans. In it's place, he would provide a $2500 tax credit for individuals and $5000 tax credit for families to purchase individual insurance. There's one huge problem with these numbers that is evident when you look at this graph that shows the cost of the average health insurance premium in 2007:

An average plan costs $12,000 per year. The numbers don't add up do they?

If you currently have group health insurance through your employer, you may have noticed that they didn't ask you about pre-existing conditions, how old you were or whether or not you smoke crack. If you had to purchase an individual plan in the "free market", people with pre-existing conditions would be unlikely to be eligible for insurance. If they are, the cost would likely be prohibitive except for those with substantial wealth. It's estimated that McCain's plan could result in 20 million more Americans without health insurance coverage. Insurance companies love this plan because they would only have to ensure healthy, rich people, which means huge profit margins that they won't have to pay taxes on thanks to McCain's corporate tax breaks.

So what would Obama do? For one, he would actually address the problem of all those people who currently don't have coverage instead of increasing their numbers. Obama would subsidize care so that people without insurance can get it, which will ultimately result in cost containment. Increasing the number of uninsured, as McCain's plan definitely would, does nothing to contain costs, since the rest of us will end up paying for their care in the end.

Update: Douglas County

The official voter registration numbers are in for Douglas County, which is part of the 2nd Congressional District that I've been talking about for both the Presidential Election, as well as the House of Representatives. Democrats outnumber Republicans by about 4,000 voters. There are about 61,000 registered independents as well. This would appear to be a good thing for both Barak Obama and Jim Esch.

However, I think reality is a little bit more complicated than just the sheer numbers would indicate. First of all, Sarpy County is also part of the 2nd Congressional District. Here are the Bush/Cheney results from 2004 for both counties from City Data:



You can see that Bush/Cheney pulled about 10% more of the popular vote in Sarpy than in Douglas County in 2004, suggesting that Sarpy is more conservative. Douglas County has roughly 3 times more people than Sarpy. Math sucks, but if we do a little math we might be able to make a rough prediction about where things stand.

I created a model that would probably give most statisticians diarrhea. In a week, however, we can look to see how close I really was. I took data from Rasmussen Reports on the percentage of each party who is supporting their party's candidate. Interestingly, both McCain and Obama are around 87% support within their parties. Obama holds an advantage among independents by 9% nationally. Using these figures combined with the voter registration data and an average of the historical voter turnout by party from Douglas County to get a rough estimate of voter totals. This includes more spurious assumptions than I can even tell you about, but it's a starting point. Based on these numbers, Obama would hold a 101,200 to 100,795 margin over McCain in Douglas County. The margin of victory for Republicans in Sarpy county has always been more than 15,000 votes in the last 6 Presidential Elections. Based on this alone, Obama's chances of taking the 2nd Congressional District's electoral vote seem slim.

Where could this model fall apart? If the turnout for Democrats is higher than 65% and the turnout for independent is higher than 60% (the coefficients I used in the model based on previous Presidential elections), that would seem to help Obama. If the Independent vote is more solidly for Obama than the 53% that is being estimated nationally based on Rasmussen, his numbers would increase. To overcome Sarpy county's likely margin of at least 10,000 votes for McCain, Democratic turnout in Douglas county would need to be > 78%. A more likely scenario would be Democratic and Independent turnout of 70% in Douglas County, which would give Obama more than 10,000 vote cushion to absorb the impact of conservative Sarpy County.

I'll examine the numbers to see how close this rough estimation comes next week.

Charles Barkley is the MAN


I always liked Charles Barkley. Loved watching him play ball. Loved seeing the fun he had when he played with Manute Bol when they were on the 76ers. I even had a Barkley Suns jersey back in the day. I loved his openness with the media about anything, especially politics. He used to consider himself a Republican, but not anymore!

If you said "tl;dr" to that last link, here are some highlights:

"(R)acism is the greatest cancer of my lifetime. I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. Anybody who is racist I just I think they are an idiot."

"(T)his thing didn't start with (McCain). It started with President Bush and these gifts to rich people like myself -- all these tax cuts and things like that. That's my biggest problem. Uh listen, John McCain, you gotta respect anybody who goes to war. But these Republicans who ran this economy into the ground. We've got to end the war in Iraq and we got to stop giving rich people like myself and people who run big companies tax breaks."

"(M)y idea of religion is we are supposed to encourage people to love other people. I am a big pro-choice guy. I am a big gay marriage guy and they are so divisive and that is not my idea of religion. My idea of religion is we are supposed to bring people together. We are not supposed to judge other people. .... (T)he notion that you would vote for a president because he is against abortion or against gay marriage is absurd."

"The reason I voted for John Kerry last time and have been more out there this time, I look at the -- it's really about rich people versus poor people and I think it is a travesty what they have done to poor people in this country. And let's be realistic, it doesn't, George Bush -- I don't care. It's not going to have any effect realistically on my life who the president is. The reason I am supporting the Democratic Party, I think it is a bona fide tragedy what has happened to poor people in this country and the gap between the rich and the poor is wider than it has ever been."

And finally:

"Brown: So are you going to run for governor (of Alabama)?

Barkley: I plan on it in 2014.

Brown: You are serious.

Barkley: I am, I can't screw up Alabama.

Brown: There is no place to go but up in your view?

Barkley: We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere."

Mr. Barkley, welcome to the left. We're glad to have you.

Video of the entire interview is here.

Monday, October 27, 2008

New blog colors

When I started this blog on the eve of the 2004 Presidential Election, we had a black template. For some reason today, the idea struck me to go back to a black format. If you don't like it, tough shit.

Palin's gone ROGUE!

When I read the headline for this article on CNN.com, I laughed so hard that I peed a little. In my head, I'm picturing Sarah Palin clad in camo and face paint, hiding with her husband Todd in the wilderness, out of contact with the McCain campaign. As if she's some trained operative that's broken free from her brainwashing and she's on the loose!

Reality is that everyone's a critic when your team is losing. McCain and Palin have one week to completely shift the tide of the election in their favor, and things are getting contentious. Instead of letting her $150,000 wardrobe drift away, Palin decided to bring it up again yesterday, which really only helps her detractors. I think it's one of the dumbest issues that's come up this year, but Palin seems more interested in self-preservation than in doing what is best for her ticket.

McCain's decision to pick Palin will be debated for a long time. I think the damage she did to his ticket has been overstated. His economic policies and statements that the fundamentals of the economy were strong have damaged him far more than his running mate ever could. Although one poll suggests that the Palin selection made McCain much less palatable to independent voters.

McCain is not George W. Bush....really


John McCain has been pretty forceful about the fact that he is not George W. Bush. Who can blame him for not wanting to be associated with one of the least popular President's in US History? Despite what McCain says repeatedly, a USA Today/Gallup Poll from October 10-12 suggested that 66% of a sample of adults are either very concerned or somewhat concerned that McCain would pursure policies similar to Bush if elected. Is there are a reason people think this? News flash, this association between Bush and McCain is not a coincidence. The similarities were surprising even to me.

Probably the most damning thing for McCain is his voting record, which anyone with insomnia and an internet connection can access. McCain has voted in line with President Bush over 90% of the time in recent years. Conservatives will be quick to point out that Obama has been just as partisan as McCain, voting almost exclusively with his party at nearly every turn. This is absolutely true and a sad statement about the partisan nature of US politics. The problem for McCain is that the link with Bush is far more damaging given Bush's lack of popularity. Both candidates were doing the same partisan thing, McCain just happens to be doing it with one of the least popular figures in US history.

So how did McCain differ from Bush in the small number of situations where he didn't vote with the President? One of the largest examples has been on tax policy. McCain voted against Bush's tax cuts several times saying "I cannot in good conscience vote in favor of tax cuts irrespective of their size or to which segment of the population they are targeted,". Sound different than the feisty Maverick, we've all gotten to know so well this election year?

What caused McCain to change his stance from being against giant tax cuts targeted at the wealthiest Americans? Largely, it was his desire to have a shot at the Republican nomination. John McCain learned something very important in the years since his 2000 primary loss to W.: you will not win a Republican primary unless you adopt the core economic stance of the Republican party. Considering McCain's voting record against Bush's tax cuts combined with his current economic policies that are in complete lock-step, it's a great example of how McCain has completely changed himself to appeal to his own party. Not exactly what a real maverick would do, but you can't really blame him, since if he hadn't, we might be talking about how we ended up with an election between a Mormon and a black guy.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Douglas County turns blue

Nebraska has a solid reputation for being a red state for good reason. We haven't gone Democratic for President since Lyndon and Ladybird in 1964. This year won't be an exception to that as McCain will get most of the state's electoral votes. The 2nd congressional district can prevent a shutout as I mentioned the other day, and the latest voter numbers by party make it seem like an actual possibility that Obama could gain one electoral vote from Omaha. The deadline for voter registration in Nebraska was 6 pm last night. As of October 21st, there are officially more registered Democrats than Republicans in Douglas County. This is not only good news for Obama, but also for Jim Esch. Who is Jim Esch? He's challenging waste of space incumbent Lee Terry for the 2nd congressional district's seat in the US House. The latest polls show them within the margin of error. All good news for those tired of the status quo.

Friday, October 24, 2008

All Our Heroes Have Died...




I don't waste my time, especially in an election year, seeking out in wonderment what my favorite celeb has to say about certain issues and/or elected officials. This is why I disregarded Sly Stallone's endorsement of John McCain and the human killing machine Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee. Then I see this when I get up this morning.

This one hurts the most. I could care less about the rest of those idiots and who they vote for, but come on John, I can't believe that you would stoop to this level. My biggest problem with this endorsement, unlike those others, is that John Elway might actually have some pull in a swing state that tends to have nothing but love and admiration for him and his career. Am I influenced by his vote of confidence for John McCain? No, but lets just say that I'm not real impressed at this point with his post-career decision making, save the whole marrying an ex-Raiderette cheerleader.

Now I know someone will say, "If he had come out for Barack, you wouldn't be upset." The point of this post isn't the endorsement itself, but the fact that John Elway knows that he could influence the low info portion of the electorate in Colorado.

One of the poorest decisions by one of the greatest QBs of all time. Way to "Orange Crush" my spirit on a Friday John.

Medical Experts: 1/4 Chance McCain will die in the next 4 years



I joke about how old John McCain is a lot lately, but according to an article from Wired.com it's no laughing matter. Given his history of skin cancer, McCain has a 25% chance of being dead within 4 years. Wow. Makes that Sarah Palin VP pick seem like a real doozie doesn't it. I've always wanted a creationist hockey mom as the President.

The media has been getting a lot of criticism about not hammering Obama, or former smoker, or Biden on their health histories. I think the reasons for this are twofold:

1) Obama was smart and didn't release his health records publicly. McCain has criticized him for this, but there's no requirement that a Presidential candidate do this. Obviously it's not helping McCain to portray himself as an image of health and vitality.

2) If Obama dies, which I would guarantee is way less likely for health reasons than McCain, we get Joe Biden. Biden was a Presidential candidate in his own right in the primaries and the more I learn about him, the more comfortable I would be with him in the driver's seat if something did happen to Barak. On the other hand, if McCain dies, we get what I believe is the worst VP nominee in world history. She's proud of how dumb she is and how little she reads. She doesn't believe in evolution, which is like not believing in gravity.

Obama is doing well in the polls as of today, but reading this article made me sick to my stomach based simply on the fact that a McCain victory just got a whole lot scarier.

RIP: Yellow Bus of Drunken Shenanigans

Back on St. Patrick's Day in 2007, a group of dedicated friends with serious drinking problems put all their money together and rented a yellow school bus to transport them on a fantastic voyage around Omaha. Some blacked out. Some flashed devil horns in every picture taken of them, as they tend to do when their blood alcohol increases. One person even tossed cookies on my neighbor's lawn and then got in his car and drove home. It was a night that we'll never remember.

Since that time, renting a school bus to transport your drunken friends around town isn't quite as punk rock as a it used to be. Every Thomas, Richard and Harold with two c-notes and a previous DUI conviction that makes them extra leery about driving around after drinking has been taking advantage of the yellow school bus. Just like anything else that is exceptionally popular, assholes have ruined it for everyone.

According to the Omaha World Herald, the newspaper with the worst website ever, both school bus companies who had been renting their buses for "adult party time" are no longer providing the service because of pressure from law enforcement and concerns for liability. I thought it was particularly interesting that the article points out that "Partygoers (were) urinating and vomiting in front of businesses", because as I pointed out earlier that happened on our bar crawl. While I've done a lot of stupid things while drinking, including posting to this blog, who throws garbage out of the window of a school bus as an adult? You're riding in a giant yellow bus, specifically designed to stick out like intelligent people at a GOP campaign rally. Did you really think the police that follow these buses around wouldn't notice?

Obviously, the police did notice and while they were more than willing to turn their heads when it was just a group of idiots drinking on the bus, the minute debris starts flying from the bus, police are less likely to ignore it. Although the article states that First Student, one of the companies who had previously provided buses for these types of activities, is considering starting them again, the article makes it pretty clear that drinking on the bus will not be acceptable. We'll miss you drunken school bus! Thanks for letting us get drunk enough that we were unable to form memories.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Life in the Deep Red


When I moved to Nebraska, I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. Let's face it, Nebraska's would hardly be described as progressive, unless you're comparing us to Utah or Wyoming, which is like saying you're younger than John McCain or have better heart health than Dick Cheney. I've lived in Nebraska a couple of different times, but my most recent return was less than a month after the 2004 Presidential Election. Living in a really red state has traditionally meant that my vote gets buried. A few significant developments have ensured that my vote may actually count this election year, and I don't even have to come up with a fake address for voter registration in Missouri or Iowa.
Nebraska is unlike other states (except Maine) with regards to the electoral college in that the person that wins the state does not take all 5 of our electoral votes. Rather, the winner of the state gets the two Senate electoral votes and the three remaining for the House are distributed based on the votes in those congressional districts. The 2nd Congressional district, which is essentially just the city of Omaha, has a chance to provide Obama with a single electoral college vote. The latest polls show McCain with a 3 point lead over Obama in the 2nd district, which is within the margin of error for the poll.
Another interesting story is that a young Democrat from Omaha, Jim Esch, is giving incumbent Lee Terry fits in his re-election bid. Back in 2006, Esch managed 45% of the popular vote against Terry without any major support from the Democratic party and a largely grassroots campaign. This year, Esch has the money and the support to pull it off, but there haven't been any polls published to get an idea about the status of the race. It's not a race that's getting a lot of attention in the national media, but I think Esch will pull out the upset, helped by record voter turnout and support from the Democratic party.
Here's to hoping for a little speck of blue in an otherwise red landscape.

Video of the Week -- The Big Fuckin' Lebowski

Some of you may have seen this already, but if not, I present -- The Big Fuckin' Lebowski (audio Not Safe For Work):

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

For as terrible as the Broncos looked last night....

... things like this just make the Chiefs look worse.

Yeah, I know, "Larry Johnson and Brandon Marshall may as well hang out at the same clubs." I get it. And I agree with Roger Goodell when he says, 'Nothing good every happens after midnight.' But Marshall was arrested for domestic abuse once, and the charges were dropped. Johnson obviously has a problem with women. And yet, I'm sure he still gets laid like Wilt Chamberlain in the 70's. But instead of turning this into a rant against famous people and their luck with women, I'll just end it by saying the entire AFC West is an embarrassment to the NFL.

Sometimes cartoons say it best


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Monday, October 20, 2008

RIP Rudy Ray Moore

The world lost a great comedian this morning. The one-and-only Rudy Ray Moore, also known by his stage name of Dolemite, passed away in Akron, Ohio due to diabetes complications. He was 81.

I had the good fortune of meeting the man back in 2000 at a video convention in Las Vegas. The autograph booth wasn't quite set up yet, and even though I was just another white kid, he saw how excited I was to meet him, so he was gracious enough to let me get a picture:


His stand-up performances and his films were incredibly funny. I remember all the times I used to sit with the Angry Midget and the Shelfo twins and watch Dolemite, The Human Tornado, or Disco Godfather. The phrases 'Put yo weight on it!' and 'Bitch are you fo' real?' got peppered into our conversations regularly ... in fact, maybe a little too much! I'm just glad I didn't use them in any job interviews. I don't think the true Whitey would like being called a 'rat-soup eatin' honkey muthafucka.'

'The Human Tornado' trailer -- Not Safe For Work


Rest in peace, Rudy.

P.S. Thanks to Viking for passing along the info.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

We're getting a litle ballsy down here in Texas...

The Democratic chairman in our district just dropped off a couple of signs for me, and I put them up in the yard:


I'm setting the over/under on them getting stolen (or my house getting egged at the very least) at seven days. We're in a white neighborhood, in a Dallas suburb full of 50 and 60 year olds. So, smart money would probably take the under. Stay tuned!

P.S. Yes, those are weeds in the front flower bed. I don't have a green thumb. I only bring death.
P.P.S. No, HCP, they're not THAT kind of weed.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Video of the Week: Gojira -- 'Vacuity'

Here's my Video of the Week: It's the new music video from the metal band Gojira. I know you're not all metal fans, but I think you'll all at least appreciate the visual style used here. The band members are all very environmentally conscious, and that comes through in an odd way in the video. And yes, for all you knuckle-draggers out there, the girl gets naked near the end.

Vacuity


They're a lot smarter than most metal bands. I know, I know, 'That's not saying much!' But they have a lot to say about our world right now. Lyrically, the singer says Vacuity is about "absence of matter, emptiness, but full of light. Ultimate presence beyond the notions of our world. Vacuity is the source and not just 'nothingness.' We live in a world that goes faster every day and it seems there's a lack of time for each one of us." It's a refreshing change from the usual 'murder death kill' of the rest of the metal out there.

Their new album is titled 'The Way of All Flesh', and it just released here in the states last Tuesday. If you liked the video, it's definitely worth a purchase. Between them and the District B-13 movie clips I posted a couple of weeks ago, who knew French people could kick so much ass?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

No one ever accused this site of being 'tasteful'...

... and with posts like this, no one ever will. For the record, I didn't make this picture. But I couldn't NOT post it.

McCain's better-late-than-never economic plan

John McCain is set to unveil his new economic plan today to save the world. The plan has all of the tenants you would expect from a McCain economics plan: cutting taxes and increasing tax loopholes for businesses without accounting for how that loss of tax revenue will be replaced. The underlying concept that McCain and other conservatives attempt to promote is that lowering corporate taxes has the effect of improving wages for workers as the company has more money left over to spend on their employees.

Reality is much more complex than that, and this assumption ignores significant contributions to wages for employees including the tried and true concept that companies pay you only as much as they have to pay you to be competitive regardless of how much profit they actually make. The only people who make more money when the company makes more money are shareholders, which is an unfortunately small percentage of families in the current economic climate. In fact, the evidence to support this concept on McCain's own website is a clever mixture of opinion pieces from conservative economic pundits and studies of economies with significant manufacturing sectors and substantially lower education levels than the US.

The real question is where McCain's economic plan has been. For a guy who saw this economic crisis coming years ago, this "new" plan has been slow to materialize. If you have followed McCain's economic policy at all during the last two years, it's very clear that the plan is just taking that pig wearing lipstick and putting a dress on it as well. The fundamentals of McCain's economic philosophy, the very same philosophy of deregulation that got us into this mess, have not changed. Hopefully, voters will notice that this is the same old economic plan, dressed up to make him seem more credible on the economy.

Obama advertising on Burnout Paradise online

It's happening more and more nowadays: Online video games with advertising placed in them. It's pretty annoying, as it stands out like a sore thumb in most cases. I already paid $60 for the game, and I pay for Xbox Live, so why am I seeing advertisments? I play online games to escape reality, not to be reminded of it. However, one of the exceptions I make on the annoyance factor is for additional content that is made free because of advertising. Gears of War had two free multiplayer maps last year because the Discovery Channel show 'FutureWeapons' sponsored them. Well, Burnout Paradise may not have had their recent free content sponsored by Barack Obama, but I at least have to give some credit to his team for getting exposure in an otherwise foreign ad space:


Obama may not be a huge proponent of video games, but at least he's aware of their power, and is willing to try to reach those who game. Can you imagine John McCain doing something like this? He's still learning how to use the internets...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Palin in recent historical perspective

I can't remember a time in my life when there was a larger disparity between the Vice Presidential candidates for the two major parties. Sarah Palin is possibly the worst Vice Presidential nominee in modern history. When you consider her company in this category, being the worst Vice Presidential nominee in modern history is a dubious distinction to say the least. Let's consider our nominees:

Sarah Palin
At first when conservatives reacted negatively to McCain's nomination of Palin, I thought it might just be their typical "let's eat our young before they grow up to be liberals" instincts, but the more we learn about her, the more it seems like maybe those same conservative strategists aren't complete morons.
- The only supreme court case Palin knew about and could comment on was Roe v. Wade. I don't believe that the VP needs to be a Constitutional Scholar, but if you're running against one, you might want to know more than just Roe v. Wade. Most importantly, she seems proud of how little she knows about everything. With an aging and cancer-riddled McCain, don't you want to nominate someone who could possibly run the country?


Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle is probably widely regarded as the worst and most embarrassing VP in American history. Quayle is the perfect storm of a weak selection process, bad candidate, and the fact that most Americans don't know about Presidential history, let alone VP history. Even on the eve of his selection at the 1988 Republican Convention in New Orleans, his own party couldn't believe the pick and stated it publicly. Sound familiar? Spelling gaffes aside, Quayle did have experience in the US House and US Senate, although he publicly stated that Mars and Earth were in the same orbit. To say that Palin is another Dan Quayle is not really fair to Quayle, since he does have government experience at the federal level and actually finished law school instead of a series of stints a community colleges. You didn't think there was such a wide spectrum of idiocy did you?


Vice Admiral James Stockdale
Ross Perot's running mate during the 1992 President Election has become a bit of a political punchline, mostly because of his erratic appearance during the 1992 VP debates. What people may not know is that Stockdale is one of the most decorated officers in the history of the US Navy and has a Master's degree from Stanford. He was the President of the Navy War college and like John McCain, a prisoner of war during Vietnam. An interesting contrast to McCain, Stockdale had this to say about his POW and military service (see if you can spot the contrast):
It was so different from Quayle and Gore. The four years in solitary confinement in Vietnam, 7½ years in prisons, drop the first bomb that started the...American bombing raid in the North Vietnam. We blew the oil storage tanks of them off the map. And I never—I couldn't approach—I don't say it just to brag, but, I mean, my sensitivities are completely different.


Nonetheless, Stockdale was widely considered to be a nut, only based on his VP debate, despite the fact that depending on your list of qualifications for VP, many might consider him more qualified than Dan Quayle.

What's amazing to me is that even among individuals considered to be the worst VP nominees in modern history (fairly or unfairly), Palin manages to make Dan Quayle seem imminently qualified. That's what I call an unfortunate accomplishment.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Get back to school...




Awww....memories...

Monday, October 06, 2008

Video of the Day -- Barack Roll

If you've been on the internets for longer than six months, odds are good that you've been Rickrolled at least once. In terms of internet memes, it was one of the biggest of the last few years. However, it has slowed down considerably as of late, which probably isn't a bad thing. But someone found a new way to breathe life back into this one...

Friday, October 03, 2008

The Devil Wears Wal-Mart?


So, I was watching the debate last night and saw nothing of real importance come from either camp. Except that neither of the candidates made any real gaffs and that Palin's head didn't exploded only to have Jesus take her place behind the podium. Then I began listening to the post debate "analysis" and it was no surprise that they tried to paint Palin as an everyday, down to Earth, no nonsense kind of gal, and this got me thinking.

When the FUCK did it become so terrible to be educated in this country? Joe-6-Pack, hockey mom's are pit bulls with lipstick, and every woman that voted for Clinton did so because she had a vagina, not because she has a graduate degree, or the fact that she may know a little something about how things work in Washington. How ridiculous are these arguments? Are we done shilling to every jag-off that can't admit their real problem with Obama is that he is a black guy?

I understand that the everyday working guy likes to have a beer, hell I'm one of them, but I also feel a strong desire to better myself and my situation by using what little intellect I have been "blessed" with by furthering my education. Why would we want someone to lead us that is an everyday person? This makes no sense. If you don't think you are better than me, then don't try to LEAD ME! If I thought that you were going to do the same fuck up, run the country into the ground, I'm too drunk at 3am to answer anything bullshit, I would run myself. However, I recognize the fact that there are people out there smarter than I in the arena, of lets say, running a country. This means that I would rather have you do it as oppose to me. In a year where we cannot afford, quite literally, to fuck this up, we don't need anymore lip stick on a pig.

Via Con Dios,
HCP

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Just in time for tonight's VP debate:

Found this on someone's Twitter update last night and had to post it here:

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Video of the Week -- Omazing Grace

Now this is what I'd call a 'joyful noise.' Be sure to stick around for the show-stopping finale!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Whooooops!

Listen, I'm going to be very up-front here: the Chiefs SUCK this year. Really. I mean, we're going to be lucky to go 8-8. QB problems (even aside from our injured starter), OL problems, plus LJ has been pretty unpredictable in terms of performance. The Donkeys, on the other hand, look pretty good. I mean, they won't win the AFC West, because they're not the Chargers. But it's possible they'll be a wildcard team and get eliminated in the first round of the playoffs.

But not if they play the way they played today. Playoff teams don't lose to 0-3 dogs. Playoff teams don't get blown out by 0-3 dogs. Playoff teams beat 0-3 dogs. They HAVE TO. Because you only play 16 games, and even playoff teams only win about 12 of them. And if you can't beat 0-3 dogs, who are you going to beat?

So, Chiefs fans have a little bit to celebrate. Not much, because the team still sucks. But they played pretty well today. And Donkeys fans need to ask themselves: is this just a 1-game misfire, or do the Donkeys have deeper-seated problems? If it's the former, how does the team keep from doing it again? Because the Donkeys are about 4 more losses away from not making the playoffs. If it's the latter, prepare for a long season of Donkey-based disappointment. I should know---I've been there.

Friday, September 26, 2008

McCain Wins Debate! ...... (Wait ...what? The debate hasn't happened yet?)


Yup. That was an ad on today's Wall Street Journal online edition. Do older people have problems being 'premature?'

Oh c'mon. You knew there was a dick joke coming.

Here's the ad in it's natural habitat:



Why watch the debate? It's already over!

Undecided voters are like that girl you dated in college who couldn't decide between Denny's and Applebee's

With the clock ticking down to the Presidential election in November, I continue to be amazed about the percentage of voters who are undecided about their choice for who will be the next leader of our country. Granted, it's like 4-5% in the latest polls, but to me that means that 4-5% of people they polled can't wipe their own asses.

I personally think if you are undecided in this election that you're either dead or an idiot. I don't want to hear a bunch of bullshit about how neither candidate is particularly a good choice. That's the very definition of a cop out. When have we had a presidential election during our lives that hasn't been a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich? Quit pretending that the way our political system works would result in anything other than two really rich political insiders being the candidates. We all recognize this fact, some of us just recognize that intelligent people can still make an informed decision about who would do the best job. And I think Obama is probably the best candidate we've had since Clinton, but I'm a commie pinko liberal, so take that for what it's worth.

This election, in particular, makes me even more irate that some people can't seem to decide. For the first time ever, you have two candidates that are pro-choice and pro-stem cell research, so unless you're going to right in Ron Paul or something equally idiotic, quit trying to tell me that because Palin is McCain's running mate that you're still voting against abortion when you vote for McCain. Conservatives are really showing that abortion is just a wedge issue that they've used to their advantages to gain support from naive voters who don't realize that who they elect for President has no bearing whatsoever on whether or not a woman can choose to have an abortion. In case you haven't noticed, we've had the most pro-life administration (at least when it comes to domestically-conceived fetuses and not children who live in Iraq), and abortion is still as legal as ever. Those of you who really care about abortion have been had. Bamboozled. Stop using it as your candidate litmus test.

Instead look at the economy. John McCain's campaign manager was on the payroll for Freddie Mac until August. You know, one of the giant mortgage companies involved in the current economic crisis right? I'm not sure how McCain has any credibility on the economy. And his running mate has been playing way too much Command and Conquer: Red Alert, believing that Russia is our next largest enemy, to notice the economic crisis. Apparently, Palin actually believes that Alaska's proximity to Russia = foreign policy experience. That's like saying because I work in a hospital that does surgery that I have surgical experience. Let me tell you that you do not want me operating on you.

Issues that would help people to become decided abound. At this point, if you haven't decided, the only message that you're sending is that you're not smart enough to evaluate the issues.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Video of the Week -- chase scene from 'District B13'

Here's a hyper-kinetic chase scene from the French action film 'District B13'. It was released on DVD in 2005, and was produced by Luc Besson (La Femme Nikita, The Professional). The person being chased in this scene is one of the original inventors of the sport/art known as 'parkour', or sometimes also referred to as 'free-running.' If you like what you see here, track the movie down and give it a rent sometime. The cover art is pretty bad, and the plot is a thinly-veiled rip-off of 'Escape from New York', but the pacing is fantastic, and it's got some of the best stunt work I've seen in a film in years (as evidenced by the clip you're about to see):



P.S. This video clip is in French with no subtitles, but the DVD and Blu-Ray both are subtitled in English, or have a really bad English-dubbed track for the illiterate...

P.P.S. We'll just go ahead and make it a Video Double Feature this week. Here's another action scene from the same movie. Visceral, well-edited, and completely over-the-top:

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Now HERE'S some polling results

Never mind Gallup or CNN. How are Obama/Biden and McCain/Palin tracking with Xbox Live members?

Obama/Biden -- 43%
McCain/Palin -- 31%
Undecided -- 13%
Other -- 13%

Over 100,000 voted in the poll, although I'd be curious as to the average age. I'm also curious to know who the 'Other' voters wanted. Ron Paul? Ross Perot? If it's the 'enlightened' children I usually end up in a lobby with, they probably wrote in David Duke.


A definite positive out of all this is over 55,000 people registered to vote through Xbox Live or Xbox.com. I wonder how many of those will vote? Or how many of them wouldn't have registered without the service?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Video of the Week -- Ernie and Bert go Brutal

Video of the Day may not be the greatest idea for this site, since we don't get as many posts or hits as we used to, so instead of flooding it with video clips, I'm gonna switch it up to Video of the Week. Here's one that you'll all like, even if you don't like heavy music:

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Video of the Day -- Letterman at Taco Bell

Hello there everyone. I'm gonna start something here called 'Video of the Day', where once a day, we post something funny, weird, or informational. Maybe it'll give us all a reason to come by on a daily basis?

We'll start this off kinda light:

Saturday, September 13, 2008

You can put lipstick on a liar...



I'm sure that all of you reading this have probably heard numerous times about the statement that Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda for Hitler's National Socialists, made about telling lies. To review, he averred that " If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." Now, I don't begin to morally equate Sarah Palin or the folks running John McCain's campaign with Hitler or the Nazi party, but it seems like some of them are well-versed on Joe Goebbels' philosophies. The most glaring case in point is the oft-repeated and unwavering assertion that Sarah Palin took the high ground against earmarks and pork barrel spending by defiantly telling the federal government that she didn't want their dirty money for the famous "Bridge to Nowhere". I'd never even heard of this bridge before Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the Republican Convention, but she and McCain and the G.O.P. have been putting this thing up in lights since then. It's as if this bridge thing has become a signature characteristic of Sarah's, and it's supposed to demonstrate to us all her credentials as a reformer and maverick against the Old Boys Club and Government As Usual. I won't be surprised if they starting writing it across the sky in letters hundreds of feet tall.

What baffles me is the fact that they keep trotting this story out when it has been demonstrated from Day One of the McCain/Palin ticket that the campaign's official version of the story is a lie, or at the very least a blatant effort to distort the facts and mislead those who hear about it. On the radio, on the television, and in print, I keep hearing and reading what really happened. In a nutshell, Sarah was all about getting a bucket full of federal dollars and building this bridge in Alaska until she found out that the feds were going to make Alaska go Dutch on the project, and her support was suddenly a negative thing. At that point, she did the politically expedient thing and declared that she was against waste and excess, and Alaska never wanted that bridge anyway. According to published accounts, first she was for something, and then she was against it. Why does that sound familiar? Oh, yeah! That's the kind of behavior that Republicans were calling "waffling" at the time of the last presidential election. And weren't they saying something about how we shouldn't have as a national leader someone who waffles and can't make a decision and hang onto it like grim death? But I'm getting off on a tangent, and this waffling thing isn't what I'm aggravated about. What I'm aggravated about is that Palin and the Republicans running the McCain campaign are insisting on telling a skewed version of the story. They are ignoring the truth and the fact that some are even calling them liars. Instead, they seem to be banking on the hope that Joe Goebbels had the inside track on human nature, and, if they tell the same lie enough times, everyone will believe it is the truth...or at least give up on fighting it.

To be honest, I don't care that much that Sarah Palin was looking to gouge the government for a bunch of money. Elected officials do it all time. That doesn't excuse it, but it doesn't make Sarah Palin any worse that most representatives in the higher levels of government. I do care that she is distorting the facts to make herself appear to be better or different, though. And I do care that the McCain/Palin campaign thinks we're too stupid to figure out the truth. Call me self-centered, but I feel it's insulting to me personally. One shouldn't expect to get away with bullshit like that in the Age of Information.

In addition to what Goebbels said, I read another quote the other day that I think describes this whole thing to a 'T'. Jacques Ellus once said that “(Propaganda) proceeds by psychological manipulations, character modifications, by creation of stereotypes useful when the time comes - The two great routes that this sub-propaganda takes are the conditioned reflex and the myth”. The Republicans are make a huge deal of the Bridge to Nowhere issue, and, in my opinion, they are making every effort to perpetuate a myth about it. And one man's myth-building is another man's lying.

To put a different spin on recently reborn piece of homegrown wisdom...You can put lipstick on a liar, but she's still a liar.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

What does Sarah Palin like more than making babies?

Pork. And I'm not talking about the incredibly tasty and versatile meat that comes from pigs. The Palin/McCain ticket is turning out to be quite the contradictory experience.

-He's pro choice. She's anti-choice and includes making babies as her favorite past-time.

-He's looking for budget and political reform. She has been part of the problem as Gov. of Alaska. "Palin has sought about $450 million in earmarks from the state's congressional delegation since becoming governor, and about $27 million for Wasilla during her second term as mayor from 1998 to 2002, according to state records and documents from the Washington-based watchdog group Taxpayers for Common Sense."

-She's on the ticket for her sex appeal and extreme conservativism. He's on the ticket because he's old and white and all the other Republican nominees were just a little more bat-shit crazy.

Probably the least shocking part of the whole thing is how quickly the true colors are shining through for the Republican party. Palin even has Dr. James Dobson saying it's Ok for teenagers to get knocked up outside of marriage, as long as we have a Republican in the White House. That goes to show that the guiding principles of the Republican party aren't family values, but self preservation.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

The Daily Show on Sarah Palin



Thanks to Miles for sending the link.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Benedict Lieberman


I do not have a whole lot of time to write an intricate post; however, I couldn't not put something up about this. Ol'Ben Lieberman is the biggest turn coat since the man whose name he now bears, thanks to yours truly. I cannot believe that we once considered this man for the vice presidency. I have seen countless interviews with him stating that the democrat party has lost it's way, and how we don't hold true to our core principles and values anymore. I have only one thing to say to that, "hey kettle, your black." This worthless motherfucker, yeah I said it, has done everything he can to bring down the party that help to put him in the position that he so enjoys today. And not only did he come out and endorse McCain, but he proceeded to lick Sarah Palin's boots to go along with it. I never thought that I would see him anywhere endorsing a radical pro-life, pro-gun, anti-government candidate with a straight face. Eloquence may be no substitute for a record; but at this point, it's a welcome substitute to the current shoot first ask later politics we so enjoy today.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Hypocrisy: A case study



You all know how I feel about PETA. It's not really a secret that I think if you belong to PETA, you're a hypocrite unless you grow your own food and don't drive a car. I got a kick out of PETA's recent advertising campaign to spay and neuter your dogs, which I actuall agree with completely. The interesting part is featuring professional penis holster Jenna Jameson in the nude. Now I KNOW this girl eats meat because I've seen the footage. She might not ingest meat from animals, but she's probably spent half of her adult life with some dude's meat in her mouth. Not exactly a ringing endorsement against eating meat.