Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Dallas, prepare your diddly-hole.

Dallas, in less than five hours, The Miles will be in you.  I can't be held responsible for what happens.  At the very least, there will be golf.  A Texas Rangers game.  Quakecon.  Perhaps a viewing of the 'oh-my-fucking-hell-why-did-we-pay-to-see-this' remake of Total Recall.  And from there, it gets ugly.  So ugly, I can't even put it in writing.  Let's just say I have Saul Goodman on speed dial.

Dallas, I hope your body is ready.