Watch it bitches...here comes the Hollywood Undead

SPREAD THE WORD...I felt a little guilty for not posting for a while, and I especially feel bad for missing the 666th. However, I found this new band and I thought they kicked some ass. Hope you enjoy!

Two videos

In honor of Lord Bling's Failstation:



And another video to commemorate 666 posts. Cheap Trick sings this song to my son like a nursery rhyme:

OUR 666th POST!

YES! This blog has just hit 666 posts! And we'll do it up right in a couple of ways, by posting THESE:





ENTER TO THE REALM OF SATAN!!!

LOL

Here's to 666 more posts!

Andrew 'Slayer' Elhard's 27th Birthday

Today would've been my brother's 27th birthday.


I'm celebrating by listening to a LOT of Slayer, and will do a Black Tooth Grin shot at some point in the day.

Also, I'd like to point out that this is the 665th blog post in this site's history. My brother would've loved that ('The neighbor of the beast!'). So who will be post number 666? There's a 'video of the week' due tomorrow ... but any one of you regular posters can take the 'crown' if you choose!

Bling Bling!

I'm going HERE today, muthafuckas!


They have the Springfield XD45 to rent, and I've wanted to try one for a while now. I'm gonna bust a cap in some paper targets.

"Wit a gat it don't matta if he's smalla or bigga!"

Video of the Week -- Mike Patton

Odds are good that if you grew up in the 80's or 90's, you remember the song 'Epic' from Faith No More. Their bratty frontman, Mike Patton, has gone on to sing in many other projects. Some of the more-famous ones are:

Mr. Bungle
Fantomas
Tomahawk
Dillinger Escape Plan
Peeping Tom

The dude is one of my heroes in the music industry. He continues to push the envelope, and doesn't give a shit about record sales or recognition, and his art is better for it. A good example would be this live Tomahawk video, called 'God Hates a Coward.'



Sometimes weird can be good. Patton is proof of that.

EDIT: I just learned that Patton did the voices for the zombies in the video game Left 4 Dead! Very cool.

Just got my Xbox 360 back!

Good news! I already got my Xbox 360 back from repair! The local center is in Mesquite, which is about 30 minutes from my house, so that helped.

Bad news! I took it out of the box, and found a bunch of black scuff marks all over it!


Did they kick it down a flight of stairs? Do a Doc Marten tap dance on it?

I'm afraid to even plug this fucking thing in.

Video of the Week -- GI Joe PSAs from Fenslerfilms

I've been out of town for work, so the Video of the Week is late. And that's just too fuckin' bad, ain't it? You bitches are lucky you get a video of the week in the first place. When I was a kid, I didn't have no fancy things like internets or videos of the week!

Okay, seriously though, since this is late, I'll make it up to you by posting a few classics from Fenslerfilms. These are some of the famous GI Joe PSAs, redubbed. These have been around for a long time, but a lot of people still haven't seen them. I think you'll like 'em: