Good news! I already got my Xbox 360 back from repair! The local center is in Mesquite, which is about 30 minutes from my house, so that helped.
Bad news! I took it out of the box, and found a bunch of black scuff marks all over it!
Did they kick it down a flight of stairs? Do a Doc Marten tap dance on it?
I'm afraid to even plug this fucking thing in.