Bad news! I took it out of the box, and found a bunch of black scuff marks all over it!

Did they kick it down a flight of stairs? Do a Doc Marten tap dance on it?
I'm afraid to even plug this fucking thing in.
Featuring the Commentary of Lord Bling, Leptodactylus, CowboyLaw, and Ryan the Angry Midget
2 comments:
Dude! Make sure you are close to it so if it blows up, you get injured. You can sue Microsoft and never have to work again!
There's probably a paragraph in the EULA that says, 'Do not stand closer than four feet from the hardware once turning it on after a repair'. You ever try reading that thing? It's like they glued Atlas Shrugged into a bible.
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