Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Spotted on the entrance at a CVS pharmacy in my neighborhood

Now that the Midge has been through my neck of the woods, he can vouch for the fact that I don't live in a complete ghetto. However, someone didn't tell my CVS Pharmacy that:

That's not a joke. I took the picture last night. I understand that if the person at the register sees someone walk in wearing a ballcap, hoodie, and sunglasses, they might flash back to some security camera footage they saw on TruTV. But I'm not taking off my fucking baseball cap to pick up some Claritin. How is that for MY safety? Is the cashier going to shoot me because I haven't washed my hair that day, and didn't want them to see how messy it is? And don't get me started on cops wearing sunglasses indoors. They do it all the fucking time, like each one thinks he's Jack Nicholson at a Lakers game.

HOLY SHIT, IT'S A ROBBERY! Jack, put the gun down!

That CVS sign is almost as bad as this one:

Now, that sign IS a joke, but I don't think it's that far removed.

Seriously though. Would you take off your baseball cap to buy some deodorant?


CampBlood said...

That is fucking retarded!!!!! I'm totally gonna go up there with a huge sombrero... Dumb fucks. Do they make Middle Eastern women remove their burka?

The Miles said...

It only really counts if your bl@ck.

Lord Bling said...

CampBlood, it's the one on the corner of Belt Line and Jupiter. Let me know if you see the same sign anywhere else in our neighborhood.

The Miles, you're part brown, so it applies to you too! LOL

CampBlood said...

Will do Bling.

djFrankieFox said...

Well usually for every corner where there's a CVS, there's a Walgreens at the next one so f*ck CVS. What does that stand for anyway - Cunty Vaginal Sluts?