Yeah, they swept both of our teams this year, but even a broken clock is right twice a day. And what good did it do them? They finished 2010 with their best record since the Rich Gannon era: 8-8! Their 'Commitment to Excellence' only guaranteed they get a weaker draft pick than they're used to. Not like they ever did much with their draft picks anyway. So let's point and laugh at them:
Their fans dress up for every home game like it's Halloween. They think they're intimidating, but they really just look like unemployable dipshits.
Their owner is a walking corpse. That's not a joke either. Look at a recent picture (not Photoshopped ... source is here):
They call a part of their stadium 'The Black Hole', thinking it's a nod to outer space, but it's just another sucking reference. That, or it's a reference to what their average fan has seen while in jail.
And yet, it gets even better. Today, they've given us more ammunition: They just announced an official new name for their stadium: Overstock.com Coliseum. Because they're overstocked on tickets. And overstocked on closeout-quality athletes.
Overstock.com is soon re-branding themselves to 'O.co'. I can't wait for both the Broncos and Chiefs to go into their stadium this fall and show them their O-faces.
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