Thursday, August 02, 2007

R Kelly trial set to begin in mid-September

I'm sure that CowboyLaw will have an educated opinion on the R. Kelly trial that starts next month, so I thought I'd go the other direction:


R. Kelly - Piss On You (Remix)

"Yeah. 40 oz. of malt liquor make me want to tell you somethin'.

Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the urs,
Was high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
Show me your face.
I'm gonna piss on it.

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.

Now your body, your body
Is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick;
Like it know's karate. (knows karate)
And you'll never feel quite the same
Once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on u too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on you.

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.

Before we start, I'm gonna fart.
I'm gonna fart on you."

1 comment:

CowboyLaw said...

I appreciate the compliment, but the fact is, I don't have a lot to say about this, other than who gives a fuck? R Kelley is clearly a perverted bastard. But so are most of us. Fortunately, the public doesn't care about our weird sexual quirks, so we're spared Mr. Kelley's fate. But everyone reading this knows for a fact they harbor some deep, usually-hidden kinky sexual appetite which, if the harsh light of day was shined upon it, would cast us in a bad light.

So, I guess what I'm saying (despite the fact that I hate R Kelley) is show the poor guy a little love. There, but for the grace of fame, go you. You little pervert, you. You're a bad, naughty, filthy, dirty boy. Oh, yes you are!