Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Worst Song Ever Written

I dare you to make it all the way through this.

Wow. That hurt, didn't it? It's like hearing a church sermon from someone with cerebral palsy.

Can you find a song worse than this? If so, paste the link in the comments section. But know that it'll have to top lyrics like these:

"Fucking rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away"

"Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"

"Magic everywhere in this bitch"

Wow, that's DEEP.

EDIT: Saturday Night Live made fun of this video last night! See it here.


HCP said...

2:30. I made it that long. You say the worst ever? I say this song is a miracle sent from magnets.

Ryan the Angry Midget said...

46 seconds. If you want to read how a bunch of juggalos responded to Rebecca over at when she made fun of the video, check out this link and the related comments.

Lord Bling said...


That article is classic.

Someone at said it best (I'll paraphrase): It's almost not fun to make fun of Juggalos anymore. It's not even fish in a barrel. It's pulling fish out of the barrel, putting a gun right against their faces, and shooting.