I dare you to make it all the way through this.
Wow. That hurt, didn't it? It's like hearing a church sermon from someone with cerebral palsy.
Can you find a song worse than this? If so, paste the link in the comments section. But know that it'll have to top lyrics like these:
"Fucking rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away"
"Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"
"Magic everywhere in this bitch"
Wow, that's DEEP.
EDIT: Saturday Night Live made fun of this video last night! See it here.