Pics from the 'Midge Got Him Some Booklearnin'' Party, also known as 'Illegal Omaha'.
Loitering, Public intoxication:
Cavorting with sexual predators. Seriously. This guy told us he had 4.7 Terrabytes of porn at home. Who else tells people those kinds of things? Men with beards, that's who:
Breaking and entering:
Making random oral sexual propositions:
The transference of head lice:
That last one might be a bit of a stretch, but no one knows what Furry party that Sonic hat has been to.
In all seriousness, it was a lot of fun. Midge, you should graduate more often.