Monday, May 16, 2011

Your Honor, I present to you, Exhibit A:

Pics from the 'Midge Got Him Some Booklearnin'' Party, also known as 'Illegal Omaha'.

Loitering, Public intoxication:

Cavorting with sexual predators. Seriously. This guy told us he had 4.7 Terrabytes of porn at home. Who else tells people those kinds of things? Men with beards, that's who:

Breaking and entering:

Making random oral sexual propositions:

The transference of head lice:

That last one might be a bit of a stretch, but no one knows what Furry party that Sonic hat has been to.

In all seriousness, it was a lot of fun. Midge, you should graduate more often.


HCP said...

Question is simply this, at ANY point in the evening did he: A) Run in his underwear outside while B) Telling everyone to "Shut up and study?"

Lord Bling said...

No, but I did say something about it earlier in the day. "It's not a party until someone's running around in their underwear, screaming 'SHUT UP AND STUDY!'"