Loitering, Public intoxication:
Cavorting with sexual predators. Seriously. This guy told us he had 4.7 Terrabytes of porn at home. Who else tells people those kinds of things? Men with beards, that's who:
Breaking and entering:
Making random oral sexual propositions:
The transference of head lice:
That last one might be a bit of a stretch, but no one knows what Furry party that Sonic hat has been to.
In all seriousness, it was a lot of fun. Midge, you should graduate more often.
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Question is simply this, at ANY point in the evening did he: A) Run in his underwear outside while B) Telling everyone to "Shut up and study?"
No, but I did say something about it earlier in the day. "It's not a party until someone's running around in their underwear, screaming 'SHUT UP AND STUDY!'"
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