Thursday, December 06, 2007

The Angry Midget buys last Wii system in Nebraska, sets random emo kid on murder rampage

Ryan, you may say that you feel no guilt for buying that Wii system, but at some point you will have to accept responsibility for your actions.

THIS guy:


... wanted to buy a Wii. The Midge had but one response for him:


You ruined Christmas for all the kids in Nebraska, and now this kid ruined Christmas for ALL of Nebraska. Are you happy now?

P.S. Any connection between the above post and the truth are wholly coincidental.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do people go to a mall or school to shoot the place up, then become an hero? You'd think he'd go to the ghetto or something where the odds are more even.

Lord Bling said...

It makes me think of a line from Woo's 'The Killer':

'I always save the last bullet, either for myself, or for my enemy.'

warm_machine said...

Damn, I didn't realize the Wii was THAT popular!

Ryan the Angry Midget said...

Actually, that kid worked at a local Blockbuster, but heard you were leaving the company. That's what pushed him over the edge.

Lord Bling said...

WTF?

What's with the 'I'm rubber, you're glue' response? I thought you'd bring it harder than that.

:(