Thursday, September 24, 2009

Video of the Week -- The dopest rapper of all time

Words can't really describe this, but I'll try: It's a cross between Asian Karaoke Man and the Werewolf Poetry Slam?

The debate that I'm having with Lady Bling (not her real name) is whether or not this is real. I think he's really trying to be a rapper, and she thinks it's a put-on. Either way, I'd like someone to add subtitles to it. Chime in with your thoughts in the comment section...

P.S. Thanks to the Felonious Yard Gnome for sending the video along.

EDIT -- I found this kid's SoundClick page! Tons of other songs, and they're all just as terrible.
SECOND EDIT -- He must've gotten tired of people laughing at him, because he set his SoundClick profile to private. No big deal. I downloaded all of his 13 free tracks, and they're just as good as this one. And by 'good', I mean god-awful.


CowboyLaw said...

This guy is either actually retarded or he forgot the #1 rule of rap: don't hit the ET until AFTER you lay down the track.

The Miles said...

This kid is a genius. Trying to lull us into a false sense of security while brutalizing us with the horror and distain of living in the Canadian 'Hood.

Plus watch those balling skills. That dude be crossin' cats. Like Iverson. Crossed me once.

I dare you to challenge Boostalk. Challenge him! Shoot the J! SHOOT IT!!!!!