Sunday, January 28, 2007

Paper or Plastic?

While Kid Bling's test was both educational and important, there's really only one thing which needs to be tested. And that's the ability of the average Midget Blog reader to detect which women got their chests from their mom and which ones got them from Dr. Finklestein. Unless you work at a strip club, this test is not safe for work.

And just for the record, I got a 95%. The gauntlet has indeed been cast down.

12 comments:

Brenwah said...

Funny. I got 95% too...

Lord Bling said...

Since I don't work in a strip club, I'll have to try this at home tonight.

And hey RedneckLaw, how did I become KidBling? Aren't I older than you?

(holds up three fingers on one hand and one finger on the other)

I'm THIS many.

CowboyLaw said...

That many only has you tied with me. Besides, we both know your boyish good looks would lead any uninformed third party to guess that you're older than I.

As for the name rearrange, I used the name once, and I liked the sound of it. And you incorrectly assume that the "kid" means you're young. There were plenty of prize fighters who kept the "kid" moniker well into retirement age. Besides, once you upgraded yourself to "Lord," you were begging to be slapped about.

Lord Bling said...

Well played. As for the age, I'd incorrectly assumed you were the same age as the Midget.

The 'Lord' part of the name was a joking reference to my friend 'NIN' who had a character in an RPG called 'Lord Batman' and another called 'Lord NIN'. And I had grown tired of people on Xbox Live mispronouncing the word 'Mister'. I'm not kidding. I was called 'Master Bling' as often I was called 'Mister Bling.' Being called 'Master Bling' doesn't bother me, but illiteracy does. My name change didn't change the literacy rate of Xbox Live gamers, but it stopped reminding me of it. Ostrich.

So, sure ... if you prefer 'Kid Bling,' help yourself. I just felt like I'd missed a post somewhere, explaining the genesis of your name for me.

Miles. said...

I got 80%. I guess I don't discriminate when it comes to some titties.

Anonymous said...

I got a 100%. Do I now qualify as a perv or a big fan of sweater meat?

-HCP

Lord Bling said...

80%. I guess it's been a while since I've watched a porno.

CowboyLaw said...

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Lord Bling said...

It actually HAS been a while. I own a few, but I've seen them all, and it's not enough of a priority for me to seek out new ones. That, and I'm spoiled. Paying for porn is tough after you've gotten a bunch of them for free. And I'm not about to step into one of those 'bookstores,' nor would I give one of those websites my credit card number. You may as well just post it on MySpace.

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