Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Why I am proud of San Francisco

I think San Francisco is San Frantastic. I always have. Where else on earth can you have an election for city council between a members of the Transgender Green Party and Socialist Vegan Party. Not Omaha, for one. It doesn't hurt that it's currently the pasture where CowboyLaw roams, but even before he relocated there, I would rank San Fran as one of the best cities in the US. Now, I am thinking it may very well be the best city in the US (my apologies to New York and Seattle, two other awesome cities).

San Franciscans are among the smartest groups of people living in one city in human history. Not only do they not hate gay people for no good reason like the rest of the country, but they want to name a sewage plant after George W. Bush. And we're not talking about some fringe homeless guy with a sandwich board either. 12,000 people signed a petition to get the issue on the November ballot. My hope is that San Franciscans will soon have their waste treated at a place named after a guy who is the ultimate piece of shit.

2 comments:

HCP said...

Here is the burning question, do we think so little of our fecal material that we would subject it to a waste water station bearing his name? I mean I'm not willing to waste a good taco/burrito combo on him no matter what form it comes in.

Anonymous said...

Crap, during my hiatus, people started saying nice things about me.

Hi everybody! I'm not dead! I'll write something soon.....or soonish....honest!