Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Video of the Week -- Slap Chop

Hey everyone. Bling here. Sicker than a dog, and still not in the best head space right now, but I'm here. I wanted to swing by and post a video I found yesterday that would've made my brother laugh his ass off. I'm sure you all know THIS guy:

We joked quite a bit about the ShamWow douche nozzle, and I made ring tones for our cell phones from his commercial. Well, he's back, and he has some very important things to say about the Slap Chop:

'You're gonna love my nuts.'

'This tuna looks BORING. Stop having a boring tuna; stop having a boring life.'

'Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore.'

'We're gonna make America skinny again!'

'Fettuchini, linguini, martini, bikini.'

I just want to know one thing: Does he sleep with that headset on?


warm_machine said...


'Fettuchini, linguini, martini, binki'

I'm curious as to whether he keeps the headset on during sex.

Lord Bling said...

Does he actually have sex?


Well, with his sales skills, he could probably talk plenty of women (or men) into bed. And his Jersey stylings would be the cherry on top.

That, or he's a serial rapist.

The Miles said...

I showed my wife this and she says:


/insert Captian Picard "Jesus Fucking Christ" pic here.

Ryan the Angry Midget said...

I can't think of anything more bush league than calling out a dead guy, anonymously on a posting from over a month ago. I thought about deleting the comment, but I wanted it to stand up in time as an example of what a complete piece of trash you are. When you die, I have a feeling there might be a web page in celebration, rather than in memorium. We all have our faults, and yours is obviously that it grinds your gears that Slayer was ten times the human being you could ever hope to be. I can't think of another reason that anyone would stoop to this level. I'll see you over at the Patrick Swayze death watch site. I'm sure you'll be the first one to get a jab in almost 2 months later.

Lord Bling said...

I'm just now seeing this idiot's post. It's obviously a troll. Nothing to see here folks, move along.