We joked quite a bit about the ShamWow douche nozzle, and I made ring tones for our cell phones from his commercial. Well, he's back, and he has some very important things to say about the Slap Chop:
'You're gonna love my nuts.'
'This tuna looks BORING. Stop having a boring tuna; stop having a boring life.'
'Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore.'
'We're gonna make America skinny again!'
'Fettuchini, linguini, martini, bikini.'
I just want to know one thing: Does he sleep with that headset on?