Thursday, January 13, 2005

Republicans Discover Kid Rock is A Republican: Express Outrage

Courtesy of is a news item explaining that Kid Rock will not be performing at an Inauguration Concert, hosted by the Bush twins after their Dad's Inauguration next week. Originally, it had been reported that one of America's least talented white trash icons would take the stage with equally revolting recycled pop princess Hillary Duff and R&B Female Flavor of the Week Jojo.

Somebody in the Bush camp was obviously attempting to put together one of the worst live concerts of all time. And that is really not an easy thing to do when one considers how many live shows Creed and the BeeGees performed. While they're at it, they should just call Josh Groban, Michael Bolton, and Celine Dion. I mean, if it's going to suck, why not go all out? The again, given Bush's stance on gay marriage, it might be tough to get Groban and Bolton to show up.

Some of the most excellent parts of the article:
  • Kid Rock's first album, "Grit Sandwiches for Breakfast," fixates on oral sex, including one song, "Yo Da Lin In The Valley," that describes the lyricist's exploits with multiple women in detail. Another similar tune is "Wax the Booty."
  • The performer's lyrics often center on the recreational nature of sex and speak of women as mere playthings. According to an online bio, "Kid Rock is noted for his use of adult film stars when he performs (nude when he can get away with it), as Kobe Tai and Jenna Jameson have danced on stage while Kid does his thing."

The person that wrote this article for World Net Daily should write album reviews for Rolling Stone. What is the article, a book report?

The cherry on top of this entire fiasco sundae is that Republicans, in general, and Bush's Camp, in particular, are obviously surprised that Kid Rock, not surprisingly one of their supporters, could be such a piece of crap. Kid Rock is a poster child for the Republican Party, in my opinion. It's like they're all in shock that they discovered that there is a Republican out there who swears, hangs out with porn stars, and sings about blow jobs. If only Bill O'Reilly could sing and write songs.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Interesting, isn't it? King George the W is all about moral values, and during the campaign they trot out Jenna and Barbara as the wholesome, devoted daughters illustrating Bush's family values. Then, one of the girls tries to recruit a no-talent dirt bag like Kid Rock to perform at the inauguration? The Republicans have two reasons to be upset. First, because someone who is the antithesis of moral values was almost limelighted during their victory extravaganza. Second, because the Bush daughters have absolutely no taste in addition to their amazing lack of common sense... It warms my heart to see them trip over themselves yet again. Signed, Jeff