Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Ryan, you left THIS.....
.... for THIS?!?
I call bullshit. I spent three days in Seattle last week and it was fucking BEAUTIFUL. How could anyone with half of a brain cell leave there for the same exact job? Money? It better have been a doubling of your salary! Family? Family schmamily. Scroll back to the first picture. Look at that fucking mountain! Did you actually eat any of the seafood there? I don't even like seafood, and I was in heaven.
Are you that big of a College Baseball World Series fan or something? At least tell me you cried as you were driving away. Lie to me, dammit! LIE TO ME!