If you ever wanted to say something bad about an Amish person, the internet would obviously be the ideal place to do so. You could write anything you wanted, and they would never know about it. If an Amish person ever came up to you and said "Hey, jackass, I read what you wrote on your website about me!" I would be like "On what? Your computer powered by horseshit and prayers?"
The hard part is that I can't even imagine what you could say that would be bad about Amish people. They live their lives the way they want. They actually believe in and practice peace, something that many Christian people have a tendency to ignore, particularly when voting. Amish people just want to live simple lives, like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. We have free reign to say whatever bad things we want with no consequences, and it turns out you can't really bag on them after all. Now that's a conundrum.
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Thanks for your cooperation.
Amish Computer Engineering Dept.
God bless!
Now, technically, the teenage wildin' Amish have full computer use rights. They also, according to news reports, sometimes deal cocaine. Both of which are hilarious.
Just like Dr. Rocko, the clown that does cocaine.
You mean Dr. Roxxo?
Seriously. A LOT of cocaine.
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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities
1. Drink molasses 'til you heave
2. Wet bonnet contest
3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
4. Buttermilk keggar
5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale
6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"
7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers
8. Sleep 'til 6:00 AM
9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear
10. Churn butter naked
LOLZ!
I like number 8 the best. High quality.
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