Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Angry Midget Goes to Washington

You all know by now how much I love politics. So you can imagine that I am very pleased to be heading to our nation's capital tomorrow to meet with Nebraska Congressional Delegation (All Republicans except Ben Nelson, who is a fake Democrat). Part of my job is lobbying for causes related to what I do for a living, and over the next few days, I get a chance to stick it to the man. One of the downsides of this being a job related trip is that I can't let my personal politics run the show, but fortunately, it's not like I work for an oil company and what I'm doing is completely counter to everything that I believe. I will send an update to let you all know how things go, and hopefully there won't be any major events while I am there.

During one of my previous trips to Washington, a guy named Timothy McVeigh exploded the Federal Building in Oklahoma City. At the time, they weren't sure if it was an Islamic terrorist group or part of some larger terrorist plot, so the entire city shut down, and I didn't get a chance to do much of anything while I was there. Remember, back when crazy conservatives like Eric Rudolf and Timothy McVeigh used to be the source of domestic terrorism? Those were the good old days.

At any rate, have a great weekend, enjoy the NCAA Sweet 16, and watch for updates from DC.

6 comments:

Miles said...

While you are meeting with your conservative freinds, try to sneak a dead hooker or to in the trunks or their car.

The NCAA Tournament is dead to me.

Miles said...

I dont know how to spell 'friends'.

Lord Bling said...

Well, you got it right on the second try, so kudos!

Enjoy DC, Midget. I haven't been there in quite a while, but I'm sure not much has changed. If you drive by the Watergate ... ERRRR, the Swisshotel, pour out a little liquor for me.

Mickey said...

It must be somewhat disheartening knowing that one is going to the nations capitol, and not being able to do a god damn thing...about anything; would be, to me.
I`ll bet you`re more pissed off when you get back.
Stay mad !

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