Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Define your world.

Don't you hate it when you hear a phrase or an abbreviation, and you don't know what it means? I know I did, until someone showed me Urban Dictionary. No matter how vulgar, hateful, or just plain nasty, it's on there. Now you don't have to sit through that scene in The 40-Year-Old Virgin and wonder what an 'alligator fuckhouse' is, because someone who knew posted a definition.

Here are a few of my recent favorites:

frosty penguin

Walmart pussy

sack inch

cherry danish

Viper piss


Cleveland Steamer

The Angry Midget knows about this one:
Three-legged surprise

And my personal favorite:
Michael J Foxing

Surf the site, and post some of your favorites in the Comments section! Because like drunk sorority women, some things in life are meant to be shared.


Ryan the Angry Midget said...

A guy who's married to a friend of my wife's didn't know what Dirty Sanchez, Boston Bismark or Cleveland Steamer were. So I told him to ask around at work. If he still has a job, maybe I will send him this website.

Miles said...

I don't know how Blind does it, but I hear he experiences all phenomena listed while playing video games online. The guy is the David freaking Blane of Internet gaming...except usually he is the rusty trombone-ee. They should put Alligator fuckhouse in the next Mario Party.

Lord Bling said...

Or the Frozen Eddie...

Viking said...

I figured I better head this off at the pass now. I DO NOT want to EVER see a McDiddler t-shirt made for me from you.

Anonymous said...

most of the definitions on urban dictionary are not the real definitions, it makes me wonder where you people come up with these. do you like smoke on the crack pipe and then go to that website and type in false definitions? its like looking up the word "fish" and it says "a slimy cunt" which it is actually something you eat. smoke some more from the crack pipe and describe some more huh.