Thursday, October 30, 2008

Joe the Doucher

Social Security is a wha...?

He's "blunt"...

How straight up fucking ass clown do you have to be to get on TV these days. I know the media is desperate to fill the 24 hour news cycle, but Jesus Christ on a crutch would you get over this guy already. This fucking clown is now looking at making millions of dollars off of asking one stupid fucking question. The original question was meant as sort of a "Gotcha" question on the trail, and Obama replied clearly and calmly. How Joe parlays this into a fucking music career or a book deal is beyond me. At the very most, he is dancing with the Stars material, but would get destroyed on "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader."

I apologize for stepping on the Midget's toes here a little, but I had to post something about this. This fucking Joe the Plumber/Singer/Media Whore thing is getting out of hand.


Ryan the Angry Midget said...

-"What do you hope for your son?"

-"I hope he doesn't bald prematurely and end up looking like the spitting image of a penis on national television."

Ryan the Angry Midget said...

"I'm just a flash in the pan"

NO! Really? There's so much SUBSTANCE here.

Lord Bling said...

And now we have Tito the Builder, who was on Faux News last night. Yeah, that's right. Tito the Builder. I'll find footage and post it, cuz it's hilarious. He was on Hannity and Colmes wearing sunglasses the whole time, like he's Jack Fucking Nicholson.

leptodactylous said...

He's got about two minutes left in his fifteen, and then we'll never have to listen to his tripe ever again.